Lucky I’m used to moving around so much. Oh yeah, it’s no sweat being zoomed off to another world… with angels, demons, and folks from other dimensions…
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HOLY SHIT! What the fuck am I doing here?!?!
Oh, duh, invited to fight for “Heaven’s” Team. How weird is it that God wants an atheist on ‘His’ team? Well hell, guess I’ve been proven wrong, yet ah-fucken-gain. I’m used to that, too. *rolls eyes*
Better to be here than back there, though. Why risk failing my senior year of high school? Why stay when I’m only gonna move out anyway? SCREW THAT! Booked to Asgard in a heartbeat with Metatron's help.
I mean, how tough could these tournaments really be, anyway…?