WHY?! You don't do that shit, you just don't. Do. That. SHIT.
*trash in trashcan bursts into flame*
..........
*fire goes out just as suddenly*
...I'm still a damned useless kid. While this was happenin' to me, Ryuzaki was... was... He didn't deserve that. So why the hell did it happen?! I know it happens, back there, but I never knew anybody who was... It happened to other people, but not to anyone I actually knew, or talked to, or...
Think I'd rather be sick again than think about it. [/private]
[Private to Asgard] ...I'm sorry I wasn't there. To help Ryuzaki.
I was kinda... sick. And unconscious. And I have this new ability but it doesn't really matter in light of the circumstances 'cause I couldn't've done a goddamn thing with it at the time.
At least what happened to me explains the time why I didn't die when a bunch of psychos lit me on fire.
Thanks to Nix, and Frank, and Alice for helpin' me out... I know now that Frank had somethin' much more important to do at the time, and he didn't have to stay for me, but he did anyway to get me to Alice and make sure I was okay, and I...
Um. Anyway. Ya might wanna watch out for one of the toilets on the third floor... I kinda accidentally made it explode...
So, er, also, keep anything that's important that's not fireproof away from me for a while, 'kay? [/private]
And FUCK OFF THE REST OF YA!
EDIT: And... Jello IS falling from the sky... And donuts.