Previous 10

Aug. 13th, 2009

Godzilla got pwned

Well... that could've been a hell of a lot worse. >_> The zombies were much worse, 'cause they'd just keep coming and coming...

At least the nastier dino's didn't break into OUR mansion. Not on my watch... or Metatron's. His powers scared off more of 'em than mine did.



Jul. 27th, 2009

F yur motha D=

God and Satan change one damned inch of this place and people go batshit crazy. Or do y'all need a reason?

Too bad I ain't a full demon, or I could go insane too! Wouldn't that be a laugh. I could cleanse the world with Alizer or kill all the humans with Blythe. Be a frigging blast.

Jun. 21st, 2009

"Shotgun opera, lock and load, cock it back and watch it go"

AUGH!!!!! WTF?!?!

This is NOT my idea of a good morning! 

[Filtered to Asgard]
Found that freaky tail-dude's work on my way to the training grounds. Kain, it looks like we're gonna have to work on the barn again, man.

Well, like everybody else has said in Asgard, HECK YEAH we are gonna do better next time! As long as we're still here and this tournament is still going on, it's still anybody's game.


Private )

May. 20th, 2009

"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." - O.W.

[Filtered to Asgard]
If you were wonderin' what this guy meant here, it meant that s/he and I had a fight. Not for the first time. Sal likes to look for fights from time to time, and his/her targets tend to be Asgardians. So, new guys, if you're still around, take this as a friendly warnin' to stay away from Sal. I'll answer whatever ya wanna know about him/her, as much as I can. And everyone else, well --

Not surprised, are you? 

Private )

May. 10th, 2009

"Hold it together, birds of a feather / Nothing but lies and crooked wings"

Now that I've finished those intro's to the people who matter, I think I'm gonna try out the newest pair of boxing gloves that Metatron got for me. Time to hide out disappear go to the gym. 

Watchin' that Flava Flav once was enough for me. Oh man, so bad I can't stop laughin'...

Apr. 3rd, 2009

"I feel the fire flare alight inside me, Higher so I can see, N' aspire to survive this fight"

[Filtered to Asgard]
Holy shit, those plants really are thick outside. Better break out the Claritin and the meds and the tissues.

I'll take weird-ass plants over raging fires any day, though.

Hey, Dorian... Do ya wanna just hang out today, bro?

Private )

Mar. 20th, 2009

"It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight"

CHUCK NORRIS?!?! ON MY SHOULDER?!?! 

It's another one of THOSE DAYS, AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH.

[Private]
DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHY BRANDY GETS ON MY GODDAMNED NERVES?!

For CHRIST'S SAKE.

I don't understand why ANY girl with ANY OUNCE of self-respect would defend Brandy

And ANYWAY, did I say that Brandy had no choice?!?! FREAKIN' NO. I'm sayin' I think it's a goddamned turn-off and it makes me worry and I need my teammates to be able to keep themselves safe and not endanger others and not be STUPID AND PUSHY AND ANNOYING! WHO DOES THAT YAKO-CHICK THINKS SHE'S KIDDING?!?!

...ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO FIND A PUNCHING BAG, STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, NORRIS. OW!

Mar. 6th, 2009

"Exit, pursued by bear"

I dunno about the rest of you guys, but I just took advantage of the fireplace and burned whatever these THINGS are supposed to be. Dude, why do so many of these romance stories have to be so trashy or just plain stupid? I kept some the art that made me look kinda cool in fight scenes, though. 

[Filtered to Asgard]
Did anybody find a story that was even remotely true personally, concerning families at least? I might keep some of the good ones about the parents I've never known. I liked the ones about secret agents a lot for some reason...

Good news. At least we don't have to worry about the first talisman now. Heh, one step closer to curing Metatron. 

[strikes deleted]

Feb. 19th, 2009

"This world can turn me down but I won't turn away. And I won't duck and run..."

Feb. 5th, 2009

"On a burning bridge, your options are minimal at best, depending on where you're standing..."

Never watching another zombie movie again. Ever.

[Filtered to Asgard]
Uh, sorry new guys, I'm not that good with formal intro's or anything. I'm Mitch, short for Mitchell Roslyn, and I room upstairs with Metatron in 310. Or I usually do. I've, uh, cleared out to one of the other rooms temporarily while Granny is taking care of our leader... 

Try to pay him a visit when ya can. I'm sure he'd appreciate that.

...Welcome to Asgard.
[/filtered]


Private )

Previous 10